Every day, hundreds of people break down movie theater doors to see the next big flick on the silver screen. Not me though! I’m the type of person who reads a summary on Wikipedia instead of seeing the film. You could say that’s not acceptable, but I don’t care, so without further ado, let’s talk about movies I’ve never seen but act as if I have!

The Lost Boys 

In Joel Schumacher’s 1980s classic, The mysterious Peter Pan brings Wendy and her siblings to the wonderful world of . Where kids never grow up, they meet the titular lost boys along their journey, who help them fight the nefarious captain hook. A captivating journey and the best remake of a Walt Disney Classic. 9/10

Vertigo

Alfred Hitchcock’s so-called “masterpiece” according to this poster I found online sucks! It’s literally just a silhouette of a guy spinning around a spiral for 130 minutes, next! 0/10

Citizen Kane

Science Fiction writer Orson Welles is the lead character in his 1941 magnum opus. Kane, a citizen, goes around and does all that a typical citizen does, he checks the mail, reads the news, eats food, sleeps, ya know, person stuff! Honestly, I don’t really get the hype here, is this supposed to be avant-garde? 4/10

Gone With the Wind

This Iconic historical epic is told from the perspective of a man who is blown away in a gust of wind, he lands on an island with his only friend, a volleyball with a face on it. Truly one of Tom Hanks’s best performances. 10/10

I hope you enjoyed this article, I gotta go, my burrito’s ready!